Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My vagina is very pro this idea
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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