I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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