Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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