i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
