Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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