We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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