Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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