The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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