yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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