At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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