i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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