if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sacagawea was the original milf.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
