I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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