if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
there is glitter all over my balls
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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