who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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