You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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