I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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