The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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