Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We need to get me chipped asap
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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