Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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