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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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