Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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