is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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