Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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