so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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