Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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