Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There r osticjed everywhere
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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