Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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