i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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