Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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