it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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