drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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