Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wanna go halves on a baby?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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