Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
