Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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