my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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