i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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