She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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