If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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