the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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