no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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