I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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