Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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