I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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