they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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