problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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