Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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