Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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