I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I need to align my fucking chakras
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