Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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