I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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