omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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