Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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