The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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