Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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