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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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