mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
